In a sea of vibrators, heres why the Womanizer stands out.
But I cant help myself!
It uncomfortably resembles a classic Mom tattoo.
Other motif options include leopard prints and snake skin.
The Womanizer has a large jeweled button that you use to adjust the power parameters.
The toy looks like it was designed by teenage girls in the 90s, to be sold at Claires.
The shape resembles the ear thermometers pediatricians use.
Its just so bizarre.
The Womanizer comes with two removable suction tips.
Its made of ABS plastic, and is phthalate-free.
It has six different levels of intensity.
Its USB rechargeable.It retails for $189.
Turn the Womanizer on, and attempt to get the suction tip flush against your thumb.
It lightly seals into place.
The noise of the motor disappears, letting you know its properly placed.
The toy creates a gentle, pulsating, sucking motion.
Youll want to fiddle with the intensity configs until you find one that you like.
Youll need to remain relatively still, since too much writhing around will dislodge the tip.
Not every woman will come this quickly, but the Womanizer is definitely a smooth operator.
What I Loved
Its probably obvious by now that my expectations for the Womanizer were very low.
After about ninety seconds of use, this bedazzled ear thermometer had completely won me over.
The Womanizer also offers a huge range of stimulation.
All that variety means it can work well for a lot of women.
You cant move much, because youll dislodge the suction tip.
My biggest issue with the Womanizer is the price.
Im a proponent of saving up for high-quality sex toys, but this is a particularly expensive product.
This is a small quibble, but Im really not a fan of the name.
The Womanizer is made by a German company, so perhaps there was something lost in translation?
Its just not a great name for a womans sex toy.
It feels sleazy and almost invasive.
If you dont normally like vibrators, the suction sensation may win you over.
This is also a fantastic product for women who have yet to have their first orgasm.
Plus, the Womanizer comes with a 30 day pleasure guarantee.
If it doesnt make you orgasm, theyll fully refund your money.
It is very expensive, which makes me a bit hesitant to give it my full seal of approval.
If you havent had an orgasm, the orgasm guarantee makes this a worthwhile investment.
If youve got some money to burn or a birthday to celebrate, go for it!
You canbuy it here.
Vanessa Marin is a licensed psychotherapist (#78931) specializing in sex therapy.
Its her mission to take the intimidation out of sex therapy and bring the fun back into the bedroom.
Have questions about sex?
you could reach her at[email protected], or at VMTherapy.com.
