A T-Shirt Connoisseur Reviews the Renowned Three Wolf Moon Shirt

Im something of a T-shirt aficionado.

I never turned into an adult so I wear them almost every day.

And because you asked for it, I bought The MountainsThree Wolf Moon shirtto review.

Todays pick: the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt fromThe Mountain.

I buy one at nearly every heavy metal concert I go to.

I own 44 T-shirts in total, spanning various brands, fabrics, and colors.

So when I tell you that I thought very hard about this shirt, you know I mean it.

The Three Wolf Moon shirt is made out of what The Mountain calls Medium Weight Cotton.

This is really just a fancy way of saying basically heavy cotton.

So I didnt have high hopes for the fit and feel of the Three Wolf Moon shirt.

Tip: If the company youre shopping from has a size chart, use it.

Most do, including Amazon.

I was shocked to find that this t-shirt did not have magic social powers.

This was very disappointing.

Perhaps I need new friends, or perhaps I am far nerdier than I realized.

Or perhaps the Three Wolf Moon shirt isnt noticeable enough to others.

Perhaps I should have gottenthe purple version, orthe one with glow-in-the-dark wolves.

Tip: Most people do not give a crap what is on your shirt.

Furthermore, joke shirts are only funny the first time, so they dont make a great clothing investment.

(See: T-shirts with sarcastic sayings printed on the front.)

Durability

I honestly didnt test the durability of this shirt.

Yes, I am a cheapskate, and Im sorry.

Tip: Regardless, I recommend washing your graphic T-shirts inside out and on the cold setting.

Im upset it took me 25 years to learn this.

They also make detergent specifically for dark fabrics that may help keep the colors from fading.

I was not too pleased with this shirt.

Of course, if you really like the graphic, go for it.

Ive bought plenty of sub-par shirts because I liked the graphic on them, so theres no shame there.

Just know that it may run a bit large and it isnt exactly soft and cuddly.